Mad Ham

Let me tell u a story of a guy named peter who had this super bad day yesterday. His darn teacher scolded him, together with 14 other people, for skipping her class on monday. The scenario is that monday is the day straight after the weekends after the exams lah. So absolutely no teacher came into his class. So he went to play soccer with his friends, wah...he play for 2 hours ah! anyway, in the meantime, this english teacher, lets just call her Ms Ham, (cos she is so fat that her arms look like fat pieces of ham according to peter) came into their class . Seeing that half the class was not there, she just went off... right... When peter came back to the class, his friends told him that Ms Ham came into the class for a while but went off liao. So he guessed there was nothing much lah. Suddenly, yesterday the teacher came in to give them a lecture...and asked every one of the 15 including him to write a letter of apology and ask the person to sign and also the parents. He was dam pissed lah. ok...not only that, peter's mom works in the school he studies in! so like peter was dam scared becos his mom always very ai mian zi (love face in direct translation...) Also on that day he is in the school's baseball team. They were having a match against the champions of the baseball school league or something and he is the pitcher. ( the guy who throws the ball to the batter to hit the ball). And this peter somehow cant pitch fast during matches lah. After the match the coach scold him...this coach is supposedly dam unreasonable then peter is also the chairman of the team so everything also blame him lor. Not only that... the teacher in charge said to the whole baseball team "peter's father told me that you all dont look serious" and peter was like. -_- peter was thinking...wah piang eh can u just shut up u freakin dad! Walao, ppl do wrong things peter get scolded...everything also kena lah. wah piang eh then peter's father ah was scolding him cos he lost his belt the loop thingy lah...but actually the belt can do without that thingy. waaaaaa...he was boiling liao...somemore ah the dad bought the drink, put on the boot of the car right...he open the boot, the drink fall and spill lah. According to peter, this is the dialogue they made.

After the drink fell.
Dad: U cannot see ah?
Peter: but u open the boot then like...aiyah nvr mind lah.
Dad: Still want the drink or not?
Peter picks the can up and says: ........dont want alrdy lah u still want?
Dad: No (with a serious tone and a little more volume) dont want then throw away
Peter pissed, throws it on the ground. goes in the car and shuts up.
Dad: what are u doing ah? what are u trying to say.
and as u know...bad things happened and continued.

But surprisingly ah, peter's mom nvr scold him after he told her about Ms Ham leh...but tell him not to play socceer in school liao. LOL...soccer in school...or like any sports and games is a need for a guy man!! like those ppl who dont do those stuff are gay...seriously gay. (pls dont get offended...this is purely peter's opinon.)

Ms Ham got the letter today from peter and gang and said she will let them sign the yellow form but not process it. Just as peter predicted.
SO THATS THE END OF THE PETER STORY